Letter #19 -  2010

Sub:    Annoying an opponent
Date:   05/19/10  11:21:34 PM EDT
From:  stroud_004
To:      service@Chess-poster.com

Do you know any tactic to annoy an opponent so he can easily be beat up on a Chess game?

I can't stand losing a game and I need to find a way to always win without having to be a good Chess player since I don't have the desire or time to learn and become an average player.

LOL!!... of course I'm just joking. I wrote the above to see what kind of response from you I might receive in case you answer this letter.

Great Chess site. I hope you guys be forever on the web scene.

Greetings,
W. Stroud

Dear viewer,

Bill Wall's page offers some effective tips to annoy an opponent:

1- When you exchange pieces, always put one of your opponent's Pawn or piece on your lap or hidden in your other hand. If your opponent likes to compare the pieces that have been exchanged, he will think he is winning and ease up a bit.

2- If you are a piece up, roll the extra piece in your hands or toss it up in the air a few times. Let your opponent know he is an exchange down and there is no hope for him.

3- Find an extra Queen from another board and have it nearby, indicating you may soon Queen a Pawn. This will surely demoralize your opponent.

4- Talk directly to your opponent pointing out his bad moves, and letting him know his position is very bad. By the time he complains to the tournament director, his position will be hopeless and of course, you deny ever talking to him. Tell the tournament director it was him who was doing all the talking.

5-  Have a big-breasted gorgeous blonde sit by your side or on your lap. He won't be able to concentrate on his Chess game for long. It helps if she has lots of perfume, wears tight clothes, and leans over the Chess board a lot.

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